Elsewhere on Wednesday,

-- Dominic takes credit for anticipating (before anyone else) that the people will demand lockdowns.

-- How politicians became frozen and immobile because they have to have a blameless history (an oldie but a goodie from 2014).

-- Some bitcoiners are not happy about other bitcoiners appeasing Elon.

-- How Marbella became a magnet for gangsters.

-- Could the core financial system have handled a 42 per cent down day without an official bailout?

-- It’s a US property melt-up.

-- It’s also a UK property melt-up.

-- Actually, it’s a global property melt-up.

-- John Cena is “very sorry” for saying Taiwan is a country.

-- There’s also a water shortfall in Taiwan, and Covid cases are rising.